The Warden continues to use the shock paddles on me, but I showed her. I left her dog in the spot. Manny now walks funny.

Last night I attempted a break out. Managed to make it as far as the local Hooters on the motorcycle, but it appears that the Warden had forseen this. Waitress was both visually and socially unpleasant. How do you get on of those at a Hooters?

The Jerk wings and attitude forced me to return to my cell.

I have completed my shank. The dog gets it during the excerc OW! OW! NOT THE RUBBER HOSE!

OH LORD, WARDEN IS BACK! OOF! Keep it above the belt!


HEEEELLLLP!!!!!! *WHAM*

"I am NOT a Warden!" *KICK* *STOMP*